zodiacsociety:

What Sagittarius Hates

st4y-weird-babe:

Awh! Brad & Cody stole Billy for the day! 

ranfantornado:

ranfan29:

Well today went in the store and I saw where Ran and Blake was having twins O_o whts next

triplets probly lol

servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend.

used-and-dirty:

spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

Nailed it.

I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

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